Just by chance, you may see a wondering light creating from someone's eyes. Just by chance, you may lighten up and let kids express themselves when they speak intimately to your soul. Just by chance, you may let yourself be a kid. Just by chance, God may give you a sign for your deepest desire to come into your life with the most amazing object of your desire imaginable. Just by chance, you may realize, chance was you.

I've been through many challenges I've overcome in life. Mental institutions, secret operatives with a mission to accept, hard-butt coaches, strange death of my love, and the mostest of them alls you 2 years olds, my talk. I have seen embarrassment beyond the wildest imagination could dream. The embarrassment I've worked through within has been acne to the extreme, being seen as a mental patient, and the one that is worst of all to take from people, all the 2 year olds of the world know, being forced to be touched. I find touch very embarassing and all my life experiences have help me overcome it to a deep level within me so I may face myself naked. The way to be a workshop facilitator, seminar leader, or the other most amazing personal job talking from your heart, a comedian, is to find yourself as naked as you can, and be more naked than you already are. Let it all out, your entire soul. Let the soul speak from you. Let the heart out and you'll feel worse than you do when you are literally naked. Feel that feeling of fear to bear your soul, and let it pass, and express it when you are good and ready. We are all by the computer waiting on you. That's right, you that comedian that is up and coming ready to say the word no one is brave enough to say. Not one profession on earth does, and I have been a part of one for over 5 years now, almost 6. My job or profession, is for this word, this word I started an entire industry around, and I will continue too, because it is up and coming. Up and coming like a gush of horny testosterone and estrogen that can heal our minds. Our minds are hurt, and we have to let the hurt be understood. Let your thought in mind, reside, pass, move on, come and go. Your thought is created to come and go. It is the natural naked inner you. I call it, your inner kid. Inner kid when searched and found will heal your body, mind, soul, and all body, minds and souls. Find each unique moment with this inner kid, and all your worries of sex, frustration of relationships, addiction to people, and obsession of me, will all completely leave with my appearance, when I choose. I force to people to touch themselves, not others. Keep your hands to yourself when you come to my book talks, and I mean it, keep your hands all over yourself. Give the men a show women. They want to look. It just might stop the world's suffering of the young ones. Find the inner kid, and your chance, will become magic.